tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84450376903825879652024-02-20T22:18:05.692-05:00Chillyrodent¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.comBlogger68125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-22040098705804012272012-02-14T22:49:00.001-05:002012-02-14T22:49:10.370-05:00Sweet Vi<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans';"><i>Sweet Vi was a peach. Not a real peach - she knew that - although her cousins' cousins had cousins who had grown up right next to the Freestones, a well-bred Georgia family with good roots. Vi's parents told her she was a peach, and they meant it as a compliment, but she wanted more. Her flesh was whiter than white, and Sweet Vi craved diversity. </i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans';"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans';"><i>Sure, she had self-esteem. Sure, she admired the Freestone girls with their peaches-and-cream complexion and fine, soft fuzz. Their dimples. Still, she knew there was more to a round, firm life than what she saw every day. She'd heard stories. Stories of families, each one redder than the next, their blood orange, not clear. They had good roots,too. Their stock was strong. They were folks people called "fruits," skins taut and warm in the sunshine, and she longed to know them up-close. Her friends told her they were seedy. Warm-weather friends, they'd warned her, but it was always pretty warm in her part of Georgia.</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans';"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans';"><i>There were others. Those whose clove dared not speak its own name. "They smell funny," Vi's sister had said, without irony. Vi had heard that they were related, way, way back, and she yearned to make a connection with her pungent kin.</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans';"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans';"><i>And ...those guys from across the border ... Sweet Vi tingled at the thought of them. Her mother warned her - </i>Vidalia, you will get burned!<i> - but she was willing to take that risk. She couldn't be sweet her whole life! There was more to her than that! She had layers that no one could see. Sure, they might all look like the one before, but no one had really gotten beneath her thin, papery skin before.</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans';"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans';"><i>Maybe it was fate,or maybe just serendipity. With these thoughts of color and variety swirling and twirling in her head she saw The Sign. It was meant to be!</i></span></div><div><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Are there really Indians on this island? Father always says so, but Father says Virginia is sweet as syrup, so his judgement is suspect. I might go ashore, or I might not. If there are Indians, I'll pay my toll in lemon drops - I brought enough for a tribe. Another reason for Virginia to howl when she learns I didn't share them with her, for once. The boys would already have stolen them, if they knew.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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<i>Looks lie, </i>she told me, and pointed to the painting over the buffet.<i> My sister, Emma. You're so responsible, Emma! Such a big help to your mother, Emma! So generous to the young ones, Emma! Well, Emma never sat for that painting but she sat in that boat so much that IT could have painted it. As soon as Mama lay down every morning just after breakfast, Emma hiked up her skirt and ran to the dock, a paper sack full of lemon drops from Kirk's General Store balled up in her fist. If we were "lucky," she'd show up again just before Papa got home, and get busy finishing up the supper I'd made. Papa thought Emma was a great cook, and she never told him otherwise until he needed to stay with one of us and she told him "it better be with Virginia, Papa - she's the cook amongst us." Never mind those boys, who made themselves absent once they grew up and left home.</i><br />
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<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Emma in the little dinghy</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">thinks her family is too clingy.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Wants to sit out here and float,</div><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">drifting in the still waters just off the island.</span>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-39324206878110425502011-01-28T14:33:00.000-05:002011-01-28T14:33:00.354-05:00<div style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">What I <u>wouldn't</u> do, honey, is call him again. He isn't worth it and you're too good for him. What I <u>would</u> do is get a dog, because a dog already knows he's not worthy of you.</div><br />
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She attempts to tell the truth about true romance, but finds she can't because she doesn't know the first thing about it.<br />
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<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><i>Five smooth stones and a miracle</i>, you say, but first he was already a very good shot.</div><br />
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<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">The woman who wrote too much started out complex and kept a lot of thoughts inside, but gradually leaked them all into notebooks. Don't try to talk to her because what you see is only her shell. Read the notebooks - they're all that's left.</div><br />
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She told us a movie changed her life and afterward she never lied again. I wondered if I could watch the movie backwards and stop telling the truth.<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">First, let me explain that I'm not usually like this it's just that I'm so surprised to see you here and I'm your biggest fan, in fact, I'm in love with you and I think we're destined to be together, did you get my letters? You know me as well as I know you now and let me buy you a half-caff soy latte with agave like you like and we can talk and I know you'll feel the chemistry, but I'm not nearly as fit as you are so please slow down a little and I'll tell you about our plans for the evening PLEASE stop running I can't catch my breath and didn't you </span><u style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">love</u><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> the picture of us together that I 'shopped and posted on your website? It kept getting deleted - I had to post it a hundred times and please stop shouting, you're making a scene.</span>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-16209782844789463152011-01-27T13:59:00.005-05:002011-06-19T09:28:41.981-04:00All wounds<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW161ov2t86VgTRelRWMhzO6eVxSeTkCK-G1Dubifo1kj6D8i6vs97ZgrkEenVwKdG2OKN1PZREx5syjwE1EAHtB8z4cKdWsTMXrMX-eeGg4dKayHOkHuCBnDu_lZ1nY-NU2paYi_ixaE/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-01-25+at+2.05.11+PM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW161ov2t86VgTRelRWMhzO6eVxSeTkCK-G1Dubifo1kj6D8i6vs97ZgrkEenVwKdG2OKN1PZREx5syjwE1EAHtB8z4cKdWsTMXrMX-eeGg4dKayHOkHuCBnDu_lZ1nY-NU2paYi_ixaE/s320/Screen+shot+2011-01-25+at+2.05.11+PM.png" width="233" /></a></div><br />
My dearest Clara,<br />
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I have begun this letter at least a dozen times and each previous version has landed in the fire. I yearn for your company, for the feel of your small, cool hand in my own, but I finally understand that this longing shall nevermore be satisfied. Lovely Clara, I wish I could say that I have reconciled msyelf to this loss, but truly I remain bereft and lost.<br />
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You said that you were through with me, and of my sort, but I cannot bring myself to believe this. I cannot, Clara! Throughout the years we have been together I never sensed your restlessness, your discontent with our life together! How, how could I have missed the signals? My own eyes, ears and mind have fully betrayed me, and yet they remain as my constant traitorous companions, while you alone have gone.<br />
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Is it only the silence and desolation you crave? I would rip out my own tongue to see you again in the dooryard, and my poor heart is more desolate than the plains that call to you. Cattle, my dear - I shall cover our hillside with the creatures you adore.<br />
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Say I have not irretrievably lost you. Describe for me your most outlandish wishes and I will build your dream.<br />
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Your miserable, loving M.<br />
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Dearest Clara,<br />
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Although I dare not hope for an Express junction in the Territories, I did foolishly wish for your response this past fortnight. I am rather morose and lonely, but have begun cooking and cleaning again in the vain desire to see you riding up, dry and exhausted from the trail, wishing for a good meal and clean bed. I know I am foolish.<br />
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Your sister, Chloe, kindly brought me a supper plate Sunday. Naturally your mother came along, as well, as Chloe's reputation could only suffer from an unchaperoned visit. I was touched, as I had always sensed Chloe's (and certainly your mother's) disapproval of me. <i>The wrong sort</i>, I once heard her say quietly. <br />
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I miss you dreadfully and I beg you to write, if only so I might hold the paper you have held, and imagine our hands touching without the intermediates of paper and distance.<br />
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I remain your loving M.<br />
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Dear Clara,<br />
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I imagined your ranch to be remote and wild, far from civilization. Why else would you decline to answer my letters? Any other reason would be cruel. And yet, I was stunned to hear Chloe say, over the picnic lunch she brought, that the Lazy Bar J is barely five miles from the town where you go every two weeks to spend your pay.<br />
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Surely, Clara, you are not so hard-hearted that you would deny me the comfort of your correspondence! Say I am mistaken!<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
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Clara,<br />
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Your siser, Chloe, surprised me greatly by agreeing to move into the storage room in my cottage. She has been a great comfort to me in my sorrows, and I cannot deny she is a wonderful cook. Buffalo has never been so delectable!<br />
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I hope that you are not upset by this, as I'm sure you would not wish a barren, still house for either of us. This is, of course, an arrangement of convenience. I do need help keeping the cottage, and I never was as good as you at maintaining your lovely garden.<br />
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Don't worry, my dear. It appears that Chloe is also "the wrong sort," to my delight. Your mother is not so delighted, and perhaps would appreciate a letter from you.<br />
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Best regards,<br />
M.<br />
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Clara-Bear,<br />
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I hope you don't mind, dear, but we've had your dresses remade to fit Chloe. She <i>is</i> quite a bit smaller than you, so the waists had to be greatly altered. I assured her that you are happy to be rid of them, as they do not fit your life of hard work and solitude.<br />
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Please take this little ring you left behind as a token of my affection. Even our talented goldsmith would not be able to reduce it to Chloe's size, and really she deserves to have some things that aren't second-hand.<br />
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Be happy for us.<br />
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Your pal,<br />
M.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-90198401723395956172011-01-26T07:00:00.001-05:002011-01-26T07:00:03.170-05:00One-Ton RitaBy February 2nd every year Rita weighs two thousand pounds. You can't tell by looking at her. Her red down coat looks a little salty and soiled, but no more so than anyone else's, and not so you'd guess she has reached an English ton. Every morning she can still get her leaden feet into the same size 8 zip-up boots, always still white from yesterday's salty salvation. She never complains about the salt, because when two thousand pounds slips on the ice, two thousand pounds gets its red coat even dirtier and calls her chiropractor. <br />
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One-Ton Rita can still wrap her soft green plaid scarf around her tree-trunk neck the way she could when she was little Rita three months ago and a Halloween cold snap sneaked up on everyone. You can only guess how much Rita weighs by the way she walks (if you can catch her walking) and by the look on her face (if she would meet your eye). Bus drivers see that Rita weighs two thousand pounds before she reaches the door, and the bus kneels before her. <i>ALL HAIL 2000-POUND RITA! Your Massive Majesty, please enter your carriage!</i> and she does, somehow, not because she is interested in going somewhere else, but because she remembers vaguely that somwhere else is expecting her.<br />
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Every February second, so reliably that we wonder why we still ask, a woodchuck in a sleepy Pennsylvania village becomes alarmed, not by his own shadow cast by a huge electric floodlamp, but by the flash of cameras suffering a slow news day. Rita is not from Punxatawney, but subscribes to a weekly paper there. She has recorded the wather there on 2/2 for as long as she has enjoyed her subscription, and twice was sunshine reported. She clipped out both reports and slid them under the glass of her coffee table. They have never seen enough sunshine to yellow.<br />
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Rita is not the only two thousand pound woman in Ithaca. One-ton women are common here. They're the same women you notice at 120 pounds wearing Flax and Birkenstocks, gliding up Aurora Street deciding where to eat <i>al fresco</i>. Ithaca's gravity is very strong in January, which is a good thing because it keeps people stuck to the ground here. Rita wants to leave every winter, but weighs too much to stand up and pack. She's too heavy to buy a plane ticket. Too huge to get into a southbound car. This morning she lost 1800 pounds, but before she could pull out her iPhone to book a flight the sun was gone again.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-73327780216931257012011-01-25T14:32:00.003-05:002011-01-26T08:39:25.348-05:00Silent haiku<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-79423497155149905512011-01-25T13:31:00.001-05:002011-01-26T08:40:20.279-05:00Apart from that unfortunate incident in the garden, Winslow had never eaten a fruit softer than a mango - thought that anything easy to eat was a socialist plot. Unaware that her name came up at least once in every meeting of the Junior League, she wouldn't have cared anyway. She had almost no patience for soft things. Foolish, giggling, gossiping, soft-headed women were the worst, and bananas were nearly as bad.<br /><br />The pillows on her mother's gray chintz sofa annoyed her, and Winslow hauled the pillow-top mattress away the day she got the dump permit for her old Ford pick-up. Soft-shelled clams, soft-boiled eggs, angora rabbits, candlelight, pudding: she wanted no part of these indulgences. She treated herself to unpopped corn on the weekend while watching documentaries on the buildings of England.<br /><br />Still she wished for company now and then, so she had joined a book club that met once a month. She attended for a month. It had turned out to be a drinking club - not that she had anything against a nightly glass of sherry - but wine with a book makes one's comprehension soft. A neighbor talked her into a knitting group, bu the silky cashmere wool drove her nearly to distraction before she could wrap it back into a ball and drop it into the green steel trash can on her way out the door. She thought a church community might be a good thing, and she approved of the unpadded pews at the Mother of Perpetual Sadness Catholic Church, but soon learned that Father Robert was soft on sin. She decided to keep her cold, hard tithe in her pocket.<br /><br />Winslow had had a lover once, a man whose flinty jaw and sharp wit had attracted her until she noticed his thought processes becoming flabby and his abs muddled. Distraught, rolling his American Tourister through her living room toward the door, he appealed to the tenderness of her heart, which just showed that he had never known her at all.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-19652423778917667522011-01-13T14:00:00.000-05:002011-01-13T14:00:00.675-05:00NetworkingIt used to be that an old friend could stay lost forever so that we always know her with braces and acne but then she got them off and went on tetracycline and was a slut all through her sophomore year. We used to think <i>How great it would be to catch up and see if we can pick up our friendship!</i> but no. She must have married after I left and I'll never find her. Heaps of poign and wist later, some jackass invents Facebook and fast-forwards your easy, pimply friend into your life with pictures of her and her 37 grandchildren all gathered at Bible Study and "click if you like Jesus Christ our Lord and Personal Savior." Awkward. You quietly defriended Jesus fifteen years ago and now he's going to see that you really didn't quit Facebook like you told him in your break-up instant message.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-24341919357400259382011-01-12T13:55:00.001-05:002011-01-12T13:55:00.393-05:00LosingI lost an enemy today. I didn't plan it. I didn't see it coming. It was an idle, thoughtful word - I should never have said it! - but there it was and I couldn't take it back. I saw the grateful look cross her face and I could have kicked myself. <i>You dolt!</i> I thought. <i>This cannot be undone!</i> The healing is out there between us and I would give the world to go back in time and ungive that heartfelt compliment. Years of contempt and mutual animosity thrown carelessly away, and I can only blame myself and the hormone replacement therapy. We each walked away, arm in arm, and we knew nothing would be the same again.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-68943700178111730462011-01-11T13:54:00.000-05:002011-01-11T13:54:37.733-05:00Possible and Probable.Between the probable and the possible I watch the Possible because it's everything. The Probable fits into a lunch bag of the expected and the Possible is huge, as big as everything. The Possible needs a big bag, a box, a room. You need to move the Possible outdoors, into a meadow big enough to not hold it. Possible says i<i>t could happen</i>, and I'm left to try. What would I try if I couldn't fail? Bring it to the Possible meadow. You won't find everyone there. Your mom will remind you to take a sweater - it gets cold in the meadow at night - and she will suggest you carry a bag of Probable with you, just in case. Just in case things don't work out with the Possible, and you need cab fare home. You never know, Mom says, hoping the meadow grass will feed your heart but suspecting you'll need the bag.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-70412671926342095452010-03-10T17:18:00.009-05:002010-03-10T18:23:09.927-05:00Since Jessie's layoff (she called it "semi-retirement") she spent part of every day scanning old photos and adding them to her online family tree. It was a solitary task that suited her down to her socks, but what she missed was being able to talk about it. If Hank cared one whit about this project she could talk to him about it, but whenever she tried he changed the subject. He wanted the real family, not the idea of family. Finally he was blunt about it and she got the point, but she pouted and refused for a week to answer his calls.<br /><br />"I know you're screening, Jessie. C'mon, get over it and pick up." She did, and he apologized, but she didn't try again to interest him. He did like to get pictures of Edgar, though, and there were plenty. Edgar never met a camera he didn't like, and even as an older man they liked him back. Today, drinking her second cup of coffee from her favorite mug with the Emerson quote, or maybe it was Thoreau - she had to check every time - she stared at the last picture of him she had taken. He and Louise were still living in the mountains near Ashville. Louise had gone back to Lloyd County with Hank (still Henry then) to see her mama, and Jessie had come without Rob or Bobby. If she had realized Louise would be gone she would have waited and come later. Visits without Louise got too honest, more raw than she was comfortable with. She remembered thinking that someday she'd want to know all this stuff about Edgar, but not right now, and probably not even this stuff. Definitely not that story about his mama.<br /><br />On the day she had snapped this shot, he had been wearing a red Nike sweatshirt and Jessie had thought he must have picked it out because he looked so good in red. It wasn't true; Louise would have picked it out and even gotten it on sale. Jessie wished again that Louise was there. she preferred Louise to Edgar, preferred Louise to her own mother. Louise had forgiven her for that horrible time when Jessie was twelve, that unspeakable betrayal that Jessie hadn't forgiven <span style="font-style: italic;">herself</span> for. It still made her wince to remember. It hadn't occurred to her to explain, to put the blame where it belonged. She had kept the guilt all to herself and <span style="font-style: italic;">marinated</span> in it. One of her therapists twenty years later had used that word, and Jessie had to admit it worked. Her wife still reminded her that guilt is a useless emotion and mostly, almost always, she believed it.<br /><br />"You oughta come down sometime when you can meet Henry. He's not a bad kid. My favorite son, you know!" Jessie had nodded agreement. It didn't need to be said that Hank was the favorite, without a qualifier. She had felt vaguely disappointing for eighteen years and had been frankly relieved when the baby had been a boy. Relieved that she hadn't had to be named Henry after her grandfather and relieved not to have been named after anyone at all. Her mother had picked up a baby name book and chosen something she liked, and Jessie had always been happy enough with it. Girls don't have the heavy lifting of carrying names and passing them off like batons to their own children.<br /><br />Hank loved the picture and responded almost as soon as she hit SEND. He remembered the sweatshirt and confirmed that his mom had found it at a thrift shop the same day he had picked out a red Schwinn at Myer's General. He'd had to wait a while to get the bike. Louise put it on layaway and he'd started X-ing off the days on his oversized wall calendar. He had drawn a bicycle in the square for the day the layaway would be paid off. There was a photo attached, Hank on the bike grinning at the camera and Edgar standing turned slightly away, looking off into the distance.<br /><br />Hank had sent other pictures, too, and still sent one from time to time. Jessie saw other people's lives in those shots, lives she could almost touch but not quite. Hank was there, she was not, and she gazed into the faces wondering if, behind the smiles, anyone was thinking about her.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-53853144374136664402010-03-08T16:24:00.002-05:002010-03-08T16:33:34.049-05:00Returned to senderJessie worried off and on that she hadn't done quite enough to end the estrangement with Edgar, so every few years she sent a letter of towards Texas and hoped for the best. She liked the romance of addressing an envelope with only "Edgar Markey, Texas," sending it out into the universe, but instead always looked him up on the internet. <i> If that old SOB wants to stay lost, he's met his match with Anywho.com,</i> she thought, but he won this round and the letter came back with the rubber-stamped pointing finger of failure. It didn't matter as much as she thought it might, since Aunt Mary Ann had sent the information she needed. Rena, the cousin of a cousin, had gathered more family facts than Edgar ever could have remembered. Plus, Edgar had a way of being coy with facts and memories, stretching them out like he'd be around forever to give you the next installment. Jessie didn't have the patience. Facts would die with his generation and eighty-seven is no age to be an information coquette.<br /><br />Aunt Mary Ann disapproved of the way Edgar slipped through people's fingers. She felt uneasy never knowing if she could pick up the phone and expect him to answer. She knew why he avoided Jessie, and she didn't like that, either. Hadn't she had a son, that child of her heart? Hadn't she loved him no matter what, right through his last breath, and still? She loved Edgar fiercely, but didn't see how he could feel so righteous. Jessie suspected he didn't feel righteous at all, that there was something else keeping him gone.<br /><br />Jessie had pieced together a lot, and the more she worked, the more it felt like a picture. It was a puzzle, with sections living and dead, and she was finally a piece that fit somewhere. Edgar was there, too, like Hank, but it didn't matter so much anymore whether either of them cared or not.<br /><br />By the time the letter had come back she couldn't remember what she had written. Probably a quick question about his well-being first. It would have been sincere. Jessie wanted to know about hereditary problems like the high cholesterol and blood pressure. Next, probably a question about his grandfather - his name or profession - that Mary Ann or Violet answered weeks ago. Not even relevant. Probably a line or two about Edgar's grandson, but without details about too much weed or a lost driver's license. Jessie could say enough true things without all that. Then a simple "Love, Jessica." She almost tossed it into the recycling bin before she remembered she had enclosed a stamped envelope. No point in wasting that.<br /><br />Her computer beeped and it was a new email from Hank. His oldest daughter, Ella, was in some sort of a thing at school, a play or a concert, and Jessie was glad they lived a thousand miles apart. She couldn't imagine the kind of family time Hank would require. He didn't care about the tree, about their lineage. He wanted the real family, and he wanted his father. He was relentless. She wanted to stun it out of him. <i>You don't always get to have your daddy. Man up, for chrissake!</i> but she kept it to herself. Susan got exasperated sometimes, too, but she knew where her own father was, and knew where he had been all his life, too. She wouldn't get it, so Jessie had to.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-29458438865449355862010-02-16T15:23:00.007-05:002010-03-10T17:18:30.552-05:00E.M.Edgar Markey had lived a long time and was happy to go on living a lot longer. He was afraid to be a burden, and so he had let a lot of people worry instead of help. He imagined dying under the front porch like Blue had done, and Girl back in Jasper. A few had been hit by cars - Edgar didn't see that as a reasonable option like slipping under the porch - and he had buried them all along the way. No cats ever. He had dropped that Siamese along the highway near the shelter and the kid would just have to get over it. Life is hard and there's no sense in hiding that from a child.<br /><br />Edgar did have sisters. Vi was fifteen months older and Mary Ann thirty-two months younger. They're the only ones left now to worry when they don't know where he's staying. Harv died in his sleep when he was already an old man. Their sister, Anita, was home babysitting four of her grandchildren and just stopped reading <span style="font-style: italic;">Stella Luna</span> to them in her old rocker.<br /><br />His second wife stopped worrying a dozen years ago, the last time she heard from him. He left while she was grocery shopping. He packed a bag and his tools into that old green Datsun but forgot to leave a note. <span style="font-style: italic;">Going out - back never.</span> Louise is a practical woman. "If he doesn't wanna be here, I don't want him here." <br /><br />He had had two kids of his own through the years, eighteen years if you care to be exact, and they hadn't met until Jessie wrote to Hank on the occasion of his college graduation. They had started emailing after that, both of them only-children so long and hungry to compare and make sense of their father. Hank had suggested hiring a private detective to find him now and Jessie was indifferent but said she'd chip in, if that's what he wanted. He seemed so determined and eager, and she couldn't see herself dissuading him. Why should she be the downer when she was pretty sure Edgar would greased-pig right out of their grasp again?¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-43575228669132217232010-02-09T13:43:00.005-05:002010-02-09T14:13:05.572-05:00Happy Valen-Tiny Day<span style="font-family:times new roman;">This week, a </span><span style="font-size:78%;">very small</span><span style="font-family:times new roman;"> tribute to:</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Ritchie Valens-tiny,</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">The Small Bopper, and</span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Itty-Bitty Holly</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">~~~~~~~<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice, sure, but not because she's lonely. You think rice fairies clean up after superstitious rituals? Elanor pulls out the old Electrolux, yanks on the cord and tidies up after the latest 50% chance. Some people are optimists, but Eleanor Rigby is the church cleaning-lady.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">~~~~~~~<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">She's a pip, that Apple Seed. A tutti-fruity cutie. She mixes business with pleasure, looking so sweet that a little cyanide won't kill you.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">~~~~~~~<br /><br /><div face="lucida grande" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: lucida grande;">It turned out that Miss Bitty wasn't all that small, which was fine with her and so what if other people didn't like it? Of course, not many people would say they didn't like it, certainly not to Bitty's face and then definitely not more than once. The first time you could chalk it up to being mean or foolhardy, but the second time would just have been pure stupidity. Bitty didn't suffer fools gladly. She was much better at gladly making fools suffer.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: lucida grande;">Not that big is </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: lucida grande;">all</span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"> Bitty was - oh no. Bitty was a force of nature. Not nasty or destructive, like a bolt of lightening or a tornado. No, if Bitty liked you, she </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: lucida grande;">loved</span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"> you and that was all there was to it. Then she would be a force of nature like a big live oak tree that you sit under on a Florida August afternoon. Otherwise, she was like the sun on the same day. You wanted Bitty to like you no matter what you had to do. That sounds like it was hard, but it wasn't, not if you were sweet and nice and not mean like Elmer Sneed. He was just plain mean, plus stupid, which is a bad mix anywhere but especially around Miss Bitty and </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: lucida grande;">especially</span><span style="font-family: lucida grande;"> especially if the stupid is bigger than the mean. And that's all I'm going to say about Elmer, because it's not right to speak ill of him now. Before last March you could speak ill of him all you wanted. Bitty didn't bother with talking though, and that's why someone like me needs to tell the story, because it isn't going to tell itself.</span><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-2444870220035122332010-01-25T10:41:00.002-05:002010-01-25T10:41:44.496-05:00What I Want to Tell You About WaterI walked along the same path every day; it was just a concrete bridge over a stream. Only once was a fat dog trapped in the water. I skidded down the embankment and pulled the dog out, but he didn't bite me and I didn't hurt myself, so it's not much of a story.<br /><br /><br />Heedlessness<br />Deep water<br />Lifeguards' whistles.<br />Alternate endings told in semaphore.<br /><br /><br />We stood at Niagara's fringe in yellow slickers and I laughed to imagine the great Falls soaking me one drop at a time. He reproached me for too much fun. Maybe he really died from lack of joy.<br /><br /><br />Cats don't mind water, but are terrified of shampoo.<br /><br /><br />I have been practicing Navy showers, which are best in July. In January I leave the water running and tell myself there's time for conservation in the desert.<br /><br /><br />We floated down the Ichetucknee River in inner tubes while snakes swam past without even water-wings. Clear-water streams meet tea-brown rivers and are swallowed. I shudder to imagine being pushed from the light into the dark and disappearing.<br /><br /><br />Beer is mostly water.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-88937622795086831082010-01-24T10:13:00.000-05:002010-01-24T10:13:56.634-05:00An Act in Three Plays<span style="font-family: georgia;"><span style="font-family: lucida grande;">He picked up the flask, glanced at her, put it down. She watched him without expression. He studied a knot on the pine floor; it had oozed resin as a green log and the sap had hardened into amber, trapping the past. She watched him. He picked up the tiny bottle, fingered its jade cap, worn smooth from centuries of decisions like this one. He looked into her jade eyes, similarly worn. He hesitated. He set it down. Her expression didn't change, but he grew more agitated. He pulled his fingers through his hair repeatedly. Like a man leaping from a pier into the eternally icy waters of Hell, he unstopped the flash and drank it down. Finally, she smiled. She took his hand and they left the house together.<br />
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The fluid was called <span style="font-style: italic;">Verdigris</span> after its gray-green shimmer in the bottle, but no one had ever explained exactly what it was or how it had come to rest on her mother's dressing table. She had heard the story, of course; she could already tell it perfectly herself, but she still loved to hear the aunts tell it. She had asked questions every time, sometimes the same old questions, sometimes new ones as she grew. Always the reaction was the same. the sisters' eyes would open wide and one finger would cover their lips. A warning.<br />
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Her mother permitted her to touch the bottle, even to pick it up when she got older. She felt very grown-up the first time, even though her mother cupped the tiny hands in her own. How many times had Mama warned about carelessness? Too many to remember but the secret danger made the flask larger than life. Maybe larger than death, if she had been a dramatic child.<br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;">When the cup breaks</span>, Mama had said once, <span style="font-style: italic;">the tea loses its shape. You will see it briefly on the earth, then it will be gone to you.</span> This made no sense, no matter how many times she turned it in her head. She tried to remember if Mama had been drinking tea when she said it, but the memory felt like a voice in the fog.<br />
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She watched the colors play on her hand as she held the flask to the afternoon light in the window. Even things that must never break sometimes do. She woke from a daydream to hear an animal scream in the distance as the fluid danced briefly on the floor like mercury, then vanished. She jumped away from the shards to confess to the sisters what she had done, and the house remained silent.<br />
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<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">My mother taught me to use less perfume than I needed. "People stop smelling themselves," she warned, "but other people smell them just fine." I heard it as an etiquette lesson and nothing else, until I saw The Bottle. The Bottle had come from a roadside shop, the kind that sells Evening in Paris and Orange Blossom Express. I was drawn to those cobalt bottles, sure that something magical lived inside. Maybe not just a delicious scent but a tiny genie who could actually whisk me away to a French twilight or an open-air train through the Florida groves. This Bottle was different, and someone should have known better than to leave a Bottle like that lying around, even if that someone was my mother, and someone should have known better than to pick that bottle up, even if that someone was eleven years old.</span><br />
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My mom wants to go shopping on Saturday. Why can't she get her own friends?? Except, if I go with her, she'll probably get me whatever I want, even the low-rise jeans at the Gap if we have lunch first and she's not so grouchy. She eats all the time - seriously- she's eating like three or four times a day. I eat an ice cream sandwich for lunch, but she makes me eat something for dinner that was a plant once. I'm trying to lose five pounds by the wekend so I don't look like a cow at Andrea's pool party. I'm so gross. 112 pounds. I look totally disgusting.<br />
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Andrea is acting so immature - what is she, 12? She says something ridiculous about me and laughs like a big idiot about some joke no one else gets. I want to smash her stupid face in and laugh really hard and see how she likes it.<br />
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On the way home I have to ride with Mrs. Loud. Her voice could, like, break glass. She's so stupid, too, and I can't get her voice to stay out of my head even when I turn my Nano way up. She should be one of those tour guides or a teacher who shoves knowledge into your ears whether you want it or not. Except, she's not saying anything smart or funny and the only knowledge she shoves into your ears is how much she paid this week to fix her stupid car. And she's always talking to some other stupid woman who acts like its the most interesting thing she's ever heard and I want to smash both their faces in and see if they think <i>that's</i> interesting.<br />
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I heard this great group, Aerosmith, and I told my mom she should hear them, but she just laughed. Whatever, it's your loss.<br />
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I just started yoga and I'm getting so enlightened!!! It makes me feel really super calm except that it lasts too long and I get bored. It's still pretty cool, though, and I get filled with great love and peace. That's why I hate riding home with loud, ugly, stupid, fat people because they ruin it for me. Why can't I have a car??? I'll be driving by next summer and should definitely have a car ready. It doesn't have to be new. I keep telling my parents it could be like a 2009 or a 2008. If it's something like a Beemer or a Mini Cooper it could be a 2007, because they hold their value longer. That's what I'll say to Dad, because it's pointless to talk to him about what's cool. He still thinks his PT Cruiser is cool. If I had my own car I would probably never get mad again because I'd never, ever have to hear stupid people talk.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-10333125230042581782010-01-22T10:30:00.001-05:002010-01-22T10:31:09.980-05:00She Said<i><br /><br />There's no time to wash your hair</i>, he says. <i>You look perfect</i>, he says. <i>I just thought of it this very minute</i>, he says. <i>I have to listen to my genius when she speaks.<br /></i><br /><br />Mystery, my ass. I haven't had my coffee, and this is last season's dress. He said it matched my eyes, but my eyes are not green! As though it matters. Leonard, you big flamer, you're not even looking at my boobs. I <i>am</i> smiling. Look, if your genius was so hot to see my teeth, she would have given me two minutes to brush them.<br /><br />Ecch, I feel slim. All I can say is, no one else better ever see this painting.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" src="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a255/chillyrodent/blog%20duck/Mona_Lisa.jpg" border="0" /></a>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-12175183781291364742010-01-11T16:23:00.001-05:002010-01-11T16:25:03.692-05:00Threes<p class="western"><br /></p> <p class="western">102° in the shade, and what could possibly be so important that we sit out here in the sun waiting for some damn train - pardon my French. And, a girdle? You have got to be kidding, and you are lucky I even put on these stockings, rolled down below my knees. What is the point of that, anyway. Not even a damn water fountain - pardon my French. Naturally, Isobel has on her girdle, but she still has a man at home, God help her. I buried Frank on a Saturday, rest his soul, and by Thursday that ring was in the jewelry box and the girdles were in the garbage. If it's not gold to choke the life outta you, it's Lycra. I wish I had a beer.</p> <p class="western"><br /><br /></p> <p class="western"><i>Dear sweet Lord, it is hot! Esther doesn't give a fig about how she looks, but I'd take a backside full of lumps if I could slip out of this girdle. Henry would go apoplectic if I ever left the house like that. It's probably what killed Frank. Oh, I don't mean that. Esther's my best friend, but she's too set in her widow's ways to ever find a man again. Will that train ever get here? Darlene getting married in velvet - land's sake. But who expected a September like this? I can't believe I walked out of the house in white shoes. I guess my brain don't believe it's September neither, and my feet don't care. I wish I had a Coke.</i></p> <p class="western"><br /><br /></p> <p style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="western">My word. these gals sure look hot. Why don't Esther just roll them stocking right on off? What is the point of that, anyhow? Sitting over there, looking like she'd bite you soon as look at you. Just the heat, I guess. Land! It sure is hot.</p> <p style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="western">I guess I done alright by Isobel. Henry's a good man. Not one for having a good time much, but that suits Isobel just fine. I don't imagine she's had a good time since she accidentally had fun at the church picnic. Which shows you you shouldn't drink beer in public no matter how hot the day.</p> <p style="font-family: Tahoma;" class="western">Quit checking your watch, Isobel. That train is not going to roll any quicker if you look at the time. What's your goddam hurry to get to another wedding? Another wedding for Darlene, of all things. One man apiece is more than enough without sniffing around for extras. I wish I had my Joe.</p>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-89420775352511798842010-01-10T10:51:00.004-05:002010-01-10T10:59:52.385-05:00Of Her Own<p class="western"><br /></p><p class="western">Her mother was scandalized by her Nevada divorce, nevermind that it was her second. She thought she was keeping it secret pretty well, but damn Ed and his big mouth. Selfish. And that had been the whole problem. That had been part of the problem. He was selfish. She was selfish.</p> <p class="western">The things he wanted were things he could only get from her: a clean house, children, holiday dinners. The things she wanted she could only get for herself. The divorce wrung her out, and so she had remained for nearly a year. Juiceless, balled up and paper-dry.</p> <p class="western">The words, at first, were tightly wadded things. Dense, clotted bits of her soul that she seemed to hack off with her pen. You can still read them somewhere, in one of those old notebooks. She would be mortified to think of someone reading them now; in fact, you may feel a little dirty as you open the pages. Like reading your mother's high school diary. So, go read them or don't. I can only tell you so much.</p> <p class="western">Her first marriage had been almost too brief to count as a marriage, but too long to be annulled. After two weeks she sat across from him at the breakfast table and wondered, "Is this it?"</p> <p class="western">The words began - so slowly! - to unclench inside her. They weren't easy words. Some of them were ugly, and some days they made her ill. That's when you or I would have laid down the pen, but she couldn't. Not yet. It’s no wonder she never wrote when she was with Ed. He reminded her of her bedtime each night and reminded her he was hungry. He kept such regular hours. He had a tidy mind. And so, as he breathed, he wrote. Pages flew from his hand as sandwiches and coffee appeared at his side and empty plates and cups vanished.</p> <p class="western">One morning she mentioned her own office. Ed laughed. She knew which room it should be, and she pressed him. It isn't that he forbade it; that would have been absurd. It's just that that room was to be a nursery soon and what's wrong with writing in the kitchen? The table is spacious, and may we please discuss this after lunch?</p> <p class="western">She never wrote like he did, like breathing or daydreaming. For her it was laboring (she imagined) to deliver a child that never quite got born. When she read the words back -- those red, angry, wailing thoughts -- she was disgusted, but she didn't stop.</p> <p class="western">Her biographers say her work came from her pain. From what I could see, it was entirely the other way around.<br /></p> <p class="western"><br /><br /></p> <p class="western"><br /><br /></p> <p class="western"> </p>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-70220929370896587842010-01-09T09:37:00.002-05:002010-01-09T09:40:46.244-05:00Silk Noir<p class="western"></p><p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">It's a tough business. She was sweet - that's the thing. She was a picture that didn't need a caption. I fell for her like everyone else. Eyes as black as the coffee I drink to do my work and hers, too. Eyes like the chocolate I slide onto her desk before she gets in around noon. My desk. I don't mind so much.</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">She wears dresses that could stop your heart. Those dresses pull the clients in by the rings in their noses. Even that tough old dame who wouldn't give us the time of day. Go figure. It didn't matter. We were stuck to her like flies to the tape.</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">See, she gets the clients, but we're the grunts. Didn't start out like that. I was the Big Dog before she came. Curves like a mile of Tennessee road. Fellas slipped me chocolates on those days. That was all before her. Now she runs the show. Owns us all, heart and soul.</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">Like I said, I was Top Cat. They called me The Broad Who Can, and it ain't 'cause my can is broad. We had a spot, needed an agent. I put an ad in the Gazette: <b>Wanted: Cream of the crop Commission only Bonus if bringing clients DEarborn 6-1234</b> She shows up - no call. Pretty brassy. In my doorway, but giving Johnny and Theo that smile like a high beam. Those headlights weren't lost on me, either.</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">"Thanks, boys. I'm sure this dame can hold herself up now. Can't you, honey?"</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">"I can do better than that." She turned that smile like a lighthouse beacon on me.</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;"><i>Easy does it</i> I thought. <i>You've made a fool of yourself before over a pretty face and a killer figure. This little number is just like all the rest.</i></span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">"I asked for the best, Missy. Whatcha got?"</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">"I bring five clients. They jump when I jump."</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">"Where're you jumping from?"</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">"Best you don't know, due respect." She's a tough nut. "It might create an "ethical dilemma" for you. Know what I mean?"</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">One cool little cucumber, but I was feeling hot under the collar. If I had been wearing a collar. Her eyes plunged like my neckline, danced around my collarbones, then jumped back into her head and met my gaze. This lady was reading me like a book, like a box of corn flakes. She was reading me like a billboard. I didn't like that one bit. I liked it a little bit. She was dangerous. A loose cannon. A joker in the deck.</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">Those five clients made me tingle, too. This agency needed clients, and times were hard. I had to think about the agency.</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">"Come in tomorrow. Eddie'll find you a desk and you can get started."</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">"I can start Monday, " she says. Cool little number. I could see I was gonna have to remind her who was queen bee around here. I'd shown those fellas, and she was no different. She was a little different. But, I'm a professional. The agency comes before my private life, and that's just that. Private.</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">I came around my desk. In these heels, I'm as tall as the men, and I've gotta be. Keep their respect. I shrugged. "We need someone tomorrow. It's you or it's someone else. Your call."</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">Her eyes never left mine. They went all sad and soft, just like I was going all soft in the head. "This is the best shop in town. I'd kill to work for you! I just can't start 'till Monday. It's a promise I made, you know?"</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">She made for her purse like she was going for a tissue. Her hand brushed my leg. I told you. She read me like a road map. She read me like a street sign. "Fine," I told her, kicking myself. "Nine a.m. sharp."</span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">She flashed that smile like a miner's lamp. "You won't be sorry," she said, all cool again just like that. <i>Oh yes I will be</i>, I thought. <i>Just not on Monday.</i></span></p> <p class="western"><span style="font-family:American Typewriter;">That was fourteen months ago, that Tuesday. I know how she likes her coffee. When I come in to take dictation - just a favor I do her - she shares her chocolates. She doesn't know I brought them. She might know. We all do it. I've been growing my hair since February. She likes that. She gives me fashion tips, too. Says her clients like to see a secretary looking like a dish. "You're keepin' 'em coming back." She winked at me. She slid my dress over my knees, like the girls on Randolph wear. Almost like that. "Like this." She didn't move her hands. "Those gams are killer." And turned on that smile like an emergency flare.</span></p>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-1176932050115690222010-01-08T08:53:00.002-05:002010-01-22T10:38:41.739-05:00Every Day is Ladies' Day<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> <br /></div><div class="western" face=""" style=""><br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">You had to have someone like Lailey in a beauty parlor. Curled, plucked, painted and rouged, the blue velvet dress she wore every Tuesday just set off her Forever Amber eyes. I saw a cat with eyes that color once, but never a stand-up-on-two-feet woman.<br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Her apartment was so splendid. She invited me up one Tuesday after her manicure - she lived two buildings over, just over the Set-A-Spell Diner - and I just stopped right then trying to be sophisticated and elegant. Her curtains were red velvet like the rope outside the ticket window at the Bijou. Like the curtains in a bordello, Frannie would say, but she has a mouth on her and no client of hers has ever invited her to tea. Frannie likes to say <i>Hair today, gone tomorrow!</i> to the old ladies under the dryers when they can't hear. She has another irritating mannerism, but it's not a good one to talk about in polite society.<br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">"... wasting time on gin rummy" was all I caught from what she was saying and I figured I ought to say something about that, but Mama spends a lot of time on gin rummy herself, especially on Saturday night when Miss Shellynn and Miss Rachel come over, Miss Rachel always bringing a half-filled paper bag holding yesterday's crullers. Mama sees those crullers coming and says under her breath <i>I guess our troubles are over</i>, but she's been saying it so long she doesn't make herself laugh anymore. Sometimes it tickles me, though, so I guess I'm keeping it going.<br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">That apartment was like sugar on pie. It had kind of a funny smell, like maybe the litter pan was just one day past due, but I didn't care one whit. She turned on a lamp next to her fancy sofa, and it gave off a beautiful pink glow. She had draped a scarf over it, and I was afraid it might catch fire, but that's none of my business and she's twice my age so she's been turning on lights longer than I have and knows a thing or two about not catching things on fire.<br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">"Have a seat, dear. This is normally my afternoon for whist, but today I just can't face the familiar phobias of my three dearest friends." I nodded like I could just imagine how trying that might be for her. "Bernice has a fit until I turn off this lamp. She is sure I'm going to burn us all up as we're bidding." I nodded again and made a little face to show I couldn't imagine worrying about such a thing.<br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">"Tell me something interesting about yourself, dear," and I blurted out the first thing I thought which was that next Tuesday is my birthday. "Will you be taking the day off?" she asked me, but that was something I hadn't thought of before. I started thinking how Clarice and Pug might not care much if I took off, especially if the parlor isn't so booked up, or else maybe I could call in sick Tuesday morning. I could call first thing while my throat is still froggy and I sound all croupy, but then I remembered that they're both invited to my party that night and would see how I'm not so sick after all. I should invite Lailey! It would be Tuesday, so she'd be wearing this same dress but she'd be sitting in our kitchen with the chipped white sink and the light over the table with the string instead of her beautiful pink-light lamp ... and then I remembered that she had asked me a question and I just said "No Ma'am." And I decided Lailey should never, ever be sitting at Mama's old Formica kitchen table, cake or no cake, gin rummy or whist.<br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">"You know what I like about Beulah's salon, Dipsy?" I shook my head. "Every day is ladies' day!" and she laughed a tiny laugh like she hadn't thought it was all that funny, but she didn't want to hurt her own feelings. I tried laughing that same polite way, but I accidentally snorted the way I do when Frannie says something naughty in fake French while she's sweeping up hair. Lailey didn't seem to notice, but I wanted to fall into the floor and die, or maybe just die and let someone else worry about what to do with my dead body.<br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br /></div><div class="western" style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">I jumped up like I had springs on my behind and said "I got a manicure in five minutes, Miss Lailey. Thank you so much for inviting me to your beautiful lamp ... " and then I flew out her door and back to Beulah's. Nope. I was not going to invite Lailey to my house, not next Tuesday or in this natural lifetime.<br /></div>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-35268642219946431602010-01-07T09:18:00.002-05:002010-01-07T14:22:02.395-05:00LaFonda Fireberry<div style="font-family: lucida grande;" class="western">She was the queen of the show, that La Fonda Fireberry. I never even liked drag shows, but Maria told me <i>I</i> was being a drag, so I paid my money and sulked. I pouted through Hedda Lettuce, wasting my salad days, and idly picked my teeth through Ginger Vitis' act.<br /><br /></div><div style="font-family: lucida grande;" class="western">Then, La Fonda took the stage. Curves that shouted SLOW DOWN: CAMP AHEAD! Curls the color of the sun in my Tequila Sunrise. I raised my glass to her. She sashayed her way over and sang just to me, and when I pulled that portrait of Jackson out of my pocket, she let me slip it right down the front of her dress.<br /></div><div style="font-family: lucida grande;" class="western"><br /></div><div style="font-family: lucida grande;" class="western">These days I'm not so big on reality. La Fonda ruined me for all women. She left a fireberry-red nylon hair on my sweater, and a size 15 stiletto through my heart.<br /></div>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-68833809597867908462010-01-06T16:27:00.005-05:002010-01-06T17:49:08.622-05:00Broken<span style="font-style: italic;">It's too much,</span> she thought, <span style="font-style: italic;">to think about tonight</span>. <span style="font-style: italic;">Tonight I'll drink tea and meditate and go to bed. After all, tomorrow is another day.</span><br /><br />She rummaged through the boxes for a teapot and settled for the ancient Lo-Heat stainless steel pan her grandfather had bought sixty years ago. It hadn't occurred to her before to wonder why Papa Joe had bought such fancy cookware. Nana had been dead thirty years - after that, the girls had done all the cooking. The story went that Papa would tease the girls by pretending not to know who had cooked that night. "I can always tell Norma's biscuits - dry as dirt!" Hazel and Norma both got themselves into a snit over stuff like that. Mary Anne was too little and didn't have to cook anyway.<br /><br />It really was all too much to think about, but Orla thought about it anyway. She could never keep all this stuff. Matt would be patient for a few days, but after that would begin to fidget and clear his throat a lot, like he was starting to speak but had thought better of it. After a week of that, he wouldn't be thinking better of it anymore and that's when the fights would start. Orla wasn't ready to fight and didn't expect to be ready in two weeks.<br /><br />Patrick didn't care about these things. Not really. He had heard the stories and had looked at the pictures. Maybe the three-dimensional glass and porcelain and steel would capture his heart and close the connection. She knew she was kidding herself. This stuff was not the reality, and no matter how many stories she told, she could never make these things real. What she needed was Smell-o-vision. Papa's house had always smelled vaguely like meat, which was probably the bacon grease in the green beans or the pork knuckles in the collards. Orla had tried cooking like that for Matt when they had been newly married, back when his patience was still thick and she was relaxed in her life. He had eaten it without saying much, refusing seconds. Before long he started mentioning saturated fat and cholesterol when they weren't at the table. He bought her a heavy non-stick pan and her mama's cast iron pots disappeared. She just realized that. When had she last seen them? No, really, it is too much to think about tonight.<br /><br />Orla switched off the gas and looked around for a cup. Matt would have reminded her that that's what you do while the water is heating instead of staring out into the blackness just beyond the window. She opened the thick pecan cupboard door to the left of the sink, but it was an unproductive reflex because the cups were in a box in the living room. She padded across the old familiar planks to find what she needed. The first she came to was a white china cup that had been repaired at least once. Tonight it was missing just one triangular piece from the rim. Matt would have tossed it in one expert arc into the metal trash can in the corner. <span style="font-style: italic;">Something that broken isn't worth keeping.</span> She pulled it out of the box and went back to the kitchen.<br /><br />Orla stared at the cup then around the big kitchen. The light over the stove was on, but she had left off the bright overhead light with the long string. She reached into her purse for the phone and hit "Home."<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Matt? I'm going to need to stay longer than I thought. There's too much. No, no need. Stay there.</span><br /><br />Something that broken isn't worth keeping.¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8445037690382587965.post-28658413760373722422010-01-06T16:26:00.001-05:002010-01-06T16:27:35.329-05:00Wanted.<span style="font-family: georgia;">I've wanted to tell you this for the longest time, but I never had a greeting card small enough.</span>¡Vizcacha!http://www.blogger.com/profile/16393596414436899815noreply@blogger.com0